Danielle's Life and/or Writing Practice



This blog is mostly PG but tends towards PG-16 everyonce in a while. Danielle First Main Guests < # phoenix bloggers ?> iTunes is cool Project Gutenberg Rocks Donating blood is cool	Glossary of Quotes (January 8th, 2005) "Big butt girls: for the future!" Source: William and I (January 6th, 2005) "I'm being facetious, in case you can't tell. "You're either being facetious or an ass. Either one. Doesn't matter." That's true." Source: William, me, William (January 4th, 2005) "but snow is all cool and white and stuff. "So's my ass."" Source: William and me (December 30th, 2004) "Tampons cause roadrage?! Yes!" Source: Me and William (December 29th, 2004) "...I don't think you can be jaded and childlike at the same time. "Yes you can!" " Source: Me and William (December 28th, 2004) "Well when the most disappointing gift is a glass unicorn you know you've got a good year." Source: Me. Yeah, I'm a selfish materialistic bastard yadayada. (12:46 am December 24th, 2004) ""Are they playing Christmas on the muzak in the rainforest?" They are playing Christmas on the muzak in the rainforest." Source: Us. (December 22nd, 2004) "Well, actually I felt more sorry for Raul and Christine. "Wait, that means the movie probably didn't work!"" Source: Us (December 21st, 2004) "I think they say it's an arty movie because it plods in some parts." Source: William on Apocalypse Now (December 21st, 2004) "Did you say something funny today? "I don't think so..."" Source: Us (December 19th, 2004) "Whoa, listen to that, he's an arthritic reindeer. "Wow, I thought 'up on the rooftop' was talking about their hooves tapping not their bones creaking."" Source: Us (December 15th, 2004) "Penises! La la la la la la la Penises! " Source: Class, right before the teacher walked in. Was not me. Nominally my fault, but not me saying it. (December 6th, 2004) "Don't blame the pizza on the bad driving. "Pizza sucks at driving."" Source: Me and William (December 4th, 2004) "You can shake it all you want I'm not getting up to make dinner." Source: Me (December 2nd, 2004) "You assume samurai are honorable. Ha." Source: JPN History class (December 1st, 2004) ""Have I ever asked you for a number?" Yes on the last quiz. "Well that was an exception and it wasn't one number it was two."" Source: Teacher, class, teacher, respectively in JPN history (November 24th, 2004) "Men's underwear are not a feminine hygeine product!" Source: My response to something goofy William said (November 13th, 2004) ""Are you an alcoholic?" Yeah, I have one drink every couple months, I think I have a problem. "Yeah you should really cut down." Yeah I should, maybe I need help, I should go join AA right away. "Yeah, you should."" Source: We are really dumb. Hope all caught the sarcasm. (November 6th, 2004) "Most of it was the bad half." Source: History teacher. (October 31st, 2004) "Look! They gave me Christmas candy!" Source: Yes, yes we did. (October 28th, 2004) ""Huh, that's weird, I thought the moon was full last night?" Well it was half when we started walking. "...What? That's really weird. " Source: We're really stupid (October 25th, 2004) "Uhm, is it supposed to be doing that?" Source: After blood starting flowing out AROUND the needle in my arm... (October 20th, 2004) "A picture is worth a thousand words...most of them "Ick"" Source: On violence in books vs. movies (October 15th, 2004) "Well, yes I DO have that one Takahashi series, but kids poking out people's eyeballs isn't exactly romantic comedy." Source: Me (October 12th, 2004) ""...and I even tried to pull some of my previous themes into my final paper! I am a language artist I... I am pretentious aren't I?" Welcome to the club of people who know." Source: William and me, respectively reversed. (October 11th, 2004) ""He'll have extra blood." Flown in from spain? "Yeah" ...That made no sense. "Well you usually don't so I didn't mind"" Source: You'd have to be there... (October 6th, 2004) "I am NOT outside the standard deviation! "And THAT'S the source of all your problems."" Source: William and I, respectively, reversed. And he does not mean that my problem is I am not normal, my problem is that I insist I am within normal ranges. (October 4th, 2004) "No! No we're not buying an oil tanker! "Okay then a cargo boat, they have some with cool cranes." Nooooo!" Source: William and me, respectively reversed (September 30th, 2004 - Night) "Would I be so smart if I wasn't evil? "Probably not..."" Source: Me and my ex-criminal friend (September 29th, 2004) "Sun Card manager arrested in Texas" Source: Further proof that ASU is screwed up. http://www.asuwebdevil.com/issues/2004/09/29/news/681323 (September 20th, 2004) "Buffalo Exchange isn't a mexican restaurant." Source: From the stating the obvious file. Buffalo exchange is a well-known used clothing store. (September 15th, 2004) ""They thought it MIGHT have a problem." Well yeah it was just telling us that itself." Source: Williams Motherboard, William, and myself. (September 10th, 2004) "You put chocolate topping on crap and it’s still crap." Source: William. About oatmeal with chocolate. (September 8th, 2004) "I'm from Pennsylvania, we don't have any natural disasters. "Yeah, except the Amish."" Source: Two classmates (September 7th, 2004) ""It's really just brownie points." Well...yeah that's really the only reason I come here. "Shh! You're not supposed to tell me that! You're supposed to make me feel useful!" You just made me sign a paper saying you're required not to be... "Well, yeah."" Source: Writing center! Take two! (August 30th, 2004) ""I don't know what I should call today, what is today?" The 30th?" Source: Me and William (August 28th, 2004) "I'm going to get my money's worth out of the whole ordeal! "You didn't PAY anything!" I paid BLOOD! I'm going to get my blood's worth! "...I suppose that'd be worth a steak huh?"" Source: William and Me (August 27th, 2004) "Well at least it was _your_ blog eating your plusses." Source: William (August 26th, 2004) "“The FDA has to decide whether they think a three-fold increase in heart attacks outweighs the benefits of the drug.”" Source: Oh they do huh? Source - MSN News (August 25th, 2004) ""Well hey short ,dark, and evil" At least I'm not short, dark, and ugly anymore, or are you just in a good mood?" Source: Me and my criminal friend. (August 23rd, 2004) ""What did you say?" What? "Say something funny." I didn't say anything funny. "No?" No. "Dang."" Source: We're really grasping today. (August 20th, 2004) "I giggle to show you that I take it seriously!" Source: William (August 18th, 2004) "But are any of those healthy? " Source: I asked for pancakes or muffins for dinner. (August 17th, 2004) "But what if I die in my sleep? "Well then you won't get pancakes; so you better not do that."" Source: William and Me, reversed, respectively. (August 15th, 2004) "So how do you count calories when you hurk up your dinner?" Source: blech. (August 11th, 2004) "You're my disco lemonade! " I don't wanna be a disco lemonade!" Be my disco lemonade!! " I don't wanna be a disco lemonade!"" Source: See, we have intelligent conversations. (August 9th, 2004) "...Yeah they have a trumpet alright." Source: After some song preview we were listening to had some slightly coarse lyrics. (August 2nd, 2004) "Can I use that as my quote of the day? "If you remember it in the morning."" Source: The real one was not really appropriate anyway... (July 30th, 2004) "Uhm...insert something clever here." Source: It is Friday, what do you expect. (July 29th, 2004) "Wilhelm debates 'I reserve the right to give God the finger'" Source: We were discussing eternal assurance of salvation. (July 25th, 2004) "You see, if Eponine would have started dropping stuff on Marius because he was in love with Cosette she might not be the most sympathetic character in the show..." Source: Sometimes when it is late and you have listened to two musicals on your iPod you get WEIRD ideas. (July 19th, 2004) "...You were just kidding about the vegetarian thing weren't you?" Source: My friend told me she was a vegetarian when I was in the middle of pulling a large piece of steak out of the freezer. (July 16th, 2004) "But I want free stuff just for singing about it!" Source: William on Blue Comb 78 (July 14th, 2004) ""Who is in the center?" The little fat kid with high cholesterol?" Source: Japanese class. (July 12th, 2004) ""Do you have a broom" sad no headshake "Uhm, you have cabbage all over your kitchen floor..." That's okay I'll pick it up with my fingers when I'm sober. "When you're sober you're not going to want to pick it up with your fingers." Oh I will..." Source: last night we went to a party... (July 8th, 2004) "How many Liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "That's not funny."" Source: I asked William for a quote. (July 6th, 2004) "At least it was a cultured Wendy's. "Yeah, unlike our company." Shh!" Source: Reflection on yesterday. (July 2nd, 2004) "Your cooking sucks. "My cooking rocks!" Why don't we just compromise and say his cooking sucks rocks." Source: Me, William, and Timothy (June 28th, 2004) "What? Who would bomb Greenland first?" Source: We were watching wargames (June 24th, 2004) "Stop laughing! It was funny an hour ago when I didn't really think I broke my toe but now I'm starting to worry!" Source: My foot hurt. (June 21st, 2004) "So...everything's closed because of the typhoon? Why do we still have class??" Source: Most of us. (June 16th, 2004) "And some of you seem to be as good at drinking as I am at figure skating, often with the same results." Source: Religion Professor (June 14th, 2004) "So what happens if we jump the fence? ...I just don't KNOW! They'd deport you or something." Source: My professor sometimes seems unamused with dragging around a group of kids. (June 11th, 2004) "Do the Pigeons! I don't want to do the pigeons. DO THE PIGEONS!" Source: At a garden (June 10th, 2004) "That there, that's the sexy dance. Right there." Source: You'd have to have been there. (June 9th, 2004) ""I doubt he's worried because he thinks he's like JAPANESE or something." I only have citizenship here after all. That makes me more Japanese than YOU'LL ever be!" Source: Back and forth between myself and a group mate. (June 4th, 2004) "At least my damn staircases love me!" Source: I got after William for wanting to take another picture of a staircase. Again. (June 2nd, 2004) "So I just have to accept that this is fruitville huh? "Yes, you see some fruits are good, and some are rotten. You just have to enjoy the good ones and forget the rotten ones." Source: It was hilarious in context, trust me. (June 1st, 2004) "So it's okay to randomly assault people as long as you videotape it?" Source: More group stuff (May 23rd, 2004 Somewhere I missed a day...I dunno) "Why don't we just walk down the middle of the street, that way the cars can pass us on both sides!" Source: On the way to the store while we were deciding what to do about the narrow street, opposite traffic flow, and lack of sidewalks. (May 23rd, 2004) "Don't read too much into the shirt! It's an insult to you!" Source: One of the group members to another who was trying to overanalyze an insulting Tshirt. (May 22nd, 2004) "So just up the stairs and keep going in that direction huh? "Well...kinda...yeah..."" Source: After making like five or six turns. (May 21st, 2004 Local time - too freakin' early (5:34am)) "What ABOUT molasses?" Source: Our teacher had really said molesters but she had to say it in Japanese before her husband understood. (May 20th, 2004 Japan time 7:19am Hiroshima Shudo) "....zzzzz...." Source: me after 20 hours of being awake. (May 18th, 2004 32,000 miles above the Pacific in a Boeing 777) "Can we stop standing in the middle of the road? "We're in a crosswalk." Yeah and who trusts California Drivers? "Good point!"" Source: In LAX airport on the way to the international terminal from the domestic terminal. (May 14th, 2004) "You are NOT going to use that as quote of the day!" Source: Heeheeheehee wouldn't you like to know. (May 12th, 2004) "final grade processing occurs on May 19st." Source: The website at ASU. (May 11th, 2004) "Elentor Fellowships -> '«¤» Looneyhead «¤» I guess I could just send my parrot over to bite your wrist off, then.'" Source: Elentor is a dork from the mud. (May 10th, 2004) "We're coming from different moral standings: I'm right and you're. a moron that's all there is to it." Source: Brother in law (April 28th, 2004) "Glorfindel nods in enthusiastic agreement with a flying squirrel. Glorfindel rolls on the floor laughing at a flying toaster's antics! - Glorfindel - I will never social for flyingpenguin again" Source: AotC (April 26th, 2004) "This sucks like bananas! "Bananas don't suck, they blow"" Source: William and I in the car, first part me second him (April 15th, 2004) "The sheet got a hole in it when Narl (william -ed) dropped the closet door on it....oh I guess that does sound weird doesnt it. " Source: Uh huh. (April 11th, 2004) "How can you not know what a freakin' protestant is?" Source: Mine and Williams collective reaction to someone confusing the word protestant and christian (April 2nd, 2004) "Well I hope you have a pack of cigarettes because you sound screwed." Source: Me (March 29th, 2004) "Well, tresses are hair, so flying buttresses would be....really nasty." Source: It was late... (March 25th, 2004) "No me gusta ella. Estoy saliendo, adios!" Source: I don't like her, I'm leaving bye! (March 21st, 2004) "So did you do your homework?" Source: William (March 6th, 2004) "There are some things in life you should just never have to say! "No, let's NOT ram the milk truck!" was one of those things!" Source: William and me (March 4th, 2004) "What the fun???" Source: ark (March 1st, 2004) "There are lots of things that are my fault, but YOU'RE not one of them." Source: Williams brother (February 20th, 2004) "So, everyone, please put two nipples for your mother." Source: Japanese is the most fun class ever (February 18th, 2004) "I blame my ignorance on the public school system! "You were homeschooled."" Source: He's so cute (February 14th, 2004) "darn I forgot what I wanted to be my quote for the day again" Source: me (February 13th, 2004) "So why does everyone want to see the big white girl play "Dance Dance Revolution" all of a sudden?" Source: Me (February 12th, 2004) "You want us to do WHAT?" Source: Kinda the reaction of the entire class today (February 11th, 2004) "Its just like learning Japanese...you forget all the crap you learned from anime and do what they tell you to do." Source: Me on drawing. (February 9th, 2004) "I think they speak portugese just to spite us! "Well, if they didn't they do now."" Source: On Brazil. Don't ask. (February 5th, 2004) "Apparently they dance "flamenco" in this club...whatever." Source: Spanish quotes (February 4th, 2004) "The snow got off hard." Source: Ya gotta love machine translation (February 2nd, 2004) "They'll expect whatever you give them." Source: William on whether Japanese people expect tourists to use polite language. (January 30th, 2004) "stupid movement'" Source: someone named Schaefer on the mud....dunno... (January 29th, 2004) "CD: My soul belongs to God I know, I made that bargain long ago. He gave me hope when hope was gone, he gave me strength to carry on. Who am I? Who am I? Husband: A BIG FAT BUTTOCK!!" Source: He's SO cute... (January 27th, 2004) "The downside of prefection " Source: http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3541406/ (January 26th, 2004) "P: You're a very strong man, Narl. Narl: Narl big." Source: Narl = husband, husband = goofball (January 18th, 2004) "midair rooms should fall down." Source: Narl (January 13th, 2004) "Okay now back to serious stuff, do you want a cheese slicing laser." Source: William. (January 13th, 2004) ""Are you trying to wear my pants?" I fit in your pants. " You look obscene!" I do not. "Eeew! Get out of my pants!"" Source: la la la la la (January 11th, 2004) ""Why don't you write about the piggy truck boy in your blog." Because he'd find me and shoot me. "No, he won't recognize himself..." Yeah, because he's a piggy truck boy." Source: Me and my Husband (January 8th, 2004) "I'm dreaming of a white buttock...We think too much alike" Source: My husband and I (December 28th, 2003) "whats a blog" Source: Winning quote from asking the mud for a quote for the blog (December 21st, 2003) "Galen says 'She told christmas to bite her, so it did.'" Source: And it really did too (December 20th, 2003) ""Come on! Can't you afford better servers! What do you spend your money on? What do you spend MY money on??" Beauracrats, Duh." Source: What? No! What's a beercat? "That's what I wanted to know..." (December 16th, 2003) "Bah Humbug!" Source: Me! (December 13th, 2003) "You have been renamed Unicornn" Source: I asked them to make me a unicorn. (November 19th, 2003) "So do you mean voluntary in the male sense or the female sense?" Source: English one oh freakin five (November 17th, 2003) "And we went apostrophe crazy here..." Source: comment on my opening scene. (November 16th, 2003) "She's my only female aunt." Source: My Husband is cute. (November 16th, 2003) "I like my angst bouncy." Source: That'd be me. (November 8th, 2003) "We need to move somewhere warm for the winter. "We're in the desert. We're in the middle of the freakin' DESERT"" Source: I love my husband (November 4th, 2003) "What in the retarded hell is that!" Source: Me. (October 26th, 2003) "They'd be happy fish." Source: some news article about fish on prozac. (October 23rd, 2003) "Bunny foo foo is my arm! Bunny foo foo is my ARM!" Source: My husband is a dork. (October 23rd, 2003) "I want to take this movie, and crush it up, and feed it to my dog, and then shoot my dog, and cremate it and spread its ashed on a toxic waste dump, and then NUKE the wastedump and then throw the planet into the sun. And then throw the sun into a black hole." Source: My darling. (October 18th, 2003) "Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's a piece of plastic." Source: Aliens (October 15th, 2003) "Are you plotting our demise? "I'm letting you plot your own demise."" Source: Eng one oh freakin five banter (October 11th, 2003) "Where did this quote come from?" Source: said "quote" was "give the audience what it wants" morons. (October 5th, 2003) ""Do you hate us or something? These SUCK!" Well each group was supposed to have one good paper, and that...didn't happen with your group." Source: Why all the papers we had to correct suck. (October 2nd, 2003) "I never heard them coming. Of course you don’t, when they’re vampires." Source: Robin Mckinley's Sunshine (September 28th, 2003) "huh...where's my file I....oh...I mispelled it...ooooh" Source: stupid thoughts (September 27th, 2003) "And what can any of you tell me about this paper. "Well, I like it." Okay, why do you like it. "Because...it's...Friday..."" Source: Eng 1 oh freakin five banter. (September 25th, 2003) "It's better than my paper. This one is better than mine too. "Anyone who hasn't said anything yet have anything to add?"" Source: Eng 1 oh freakin 5 banter (September 23rd, 2003) "Did I mention I've already taken an English class. "I think by now everyone has."" Source: Eng 10 freakin 5 banter. (September 11th, 2003) "I mean come on, I'm playing this big...burly..." Elf. "Well, there's that..."" Source: (September 10th, 2003) "Remind me again why I'm learning C? "Because it's better than 'learning' Word."" Source: William and Me talking (September 9th, 2003) "I'm trying to be kind to the rest of the class." Source: Why our english teacher wasn't trying to place any of the ungrouped students into our group. (September 6th, 2003) "Compile error." Source: .Net using .Nets default headers (August 24th, 2003) "If I want to quaff my beer it's my own dmn business!" Source: Narl.* (August 11th, 2003) "Enhanced Man Sword." Source: How the Spammers got past my filters. eyeroll (August 5th, 2003) "I vacuumed the dog. The dog cut my hair. I put the dog in the medicine cabinet." Source: "Illogical" statements from a comprehension exercise in Spanish class. (July 29th, 2003) "If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing badly." Source: Finder Talisman by Carla Speed McNeil (July 26th, 2003) "It flies through the air with the greatest of ease, it flies through the windshield and onto your knees." Source: My darling husband, isn't he cute. (July 24th, 2003) "Oh look he's getting honey like pooh. Oh he's like "poo" alright." Source: MST3K (July 24th, 2003) "I'm not a sailor, I'm not a sailor. I'm a captain, I'm captain, I'm a captain." Source: La Bamba line translated into english (July 22nd, 2003) "There's no quaffing in Freeze Tag!" Source: Mud errata. (July 21st, 2003) "Oh bite me, it's fun." Source: MST3k Episode: Cave Dwellers (July 20th, 2003) "Yeah, I'm going to divorce you and run off with a boneless girl." Source: (July 19th, 2003) "It's the Smucker's Raspberry Jam." Source: (July 18th, 2003) "What is it about the gates of hell that just make people want to wander into them?" Source: (July 17th, 2003) "You go to the airport to travel by boat." Source: (July 17th, 2003) "This album was not found on the internet." Source: (July 15th, 2003) "We lube you. Yeah! yeah! yeah!" Source: (July 14th, 2003) "I think I might be alright, if on this Christmas night, I can just find my way home." Source: (July 12th, 2003) "This is a dream entry." Source: (July 11th, 2003) "Yippy Skippy! The Evil!" Source: (July 9th, 2003) "Stick to Coffee and Alcohol!" Source: (July 2nd, 2003) "Could I just remind you to BITE ME." Source: (June 27th, 2003) "Meh." Source: (June 23rd, 2003) "I wake up scared, I wake up...strange, and everything around me stays the same." Source: (June 18th, 2003) "I wake up scared, I wake up strange, I wake up wondering if anything in my life is ever gonna change." Source: (June 17th, 2003) "ATTENTION!!!" Source: (June 17th, 2003) "Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right." Source: (June 17th, 2003) "Continued" Source: (June 12th, 2003) "And if your hands were metal that would mean something." Source: (June 9th, 2003) "You doing okay ? *nods* DON'T MOVE YOUR HEAD!" Source: (June 2nd, 2003) "Can't count on my lucky star I don't know where it's at, can't count on my fingers I've got more sense than that." Source: (May 30th, 2003) "It's what jello would be if it were made of fish eggs." Source: (May 20th, 2003) "I apologize to any of the parents of the kids who bought this album, and to the kids and their pets for having to listen to this... This is terrible." Source: (May 16th, 2003) "There IS something to hide, in my opinion. And that would be your daughter running around the public library yelling "Vagina! Vagina! Vagina!" at the top of her lungs." Source: (May 6th, 2003) "Drive Thru Clean Bathrooms!" Source: (April 30th, 2003) "Pigs are not a fruit!" Source: (April 29th, 2003) "Time can make you feel, and days can make you heal, but it's not the same. I want to know the way." Source: (April 28th, 2003) "Is that...me? Yes, this is me. Well, then who are THEY? I'm you, so I don't know." Source: (April 25th, 2003) "Can't get this s**t off my mind, I just want to be alright, so just tell me nothing's wrong." Source: (April 22nd, 2003 (evening)) "He said love endures all things, and it hurts to think it's true..." Source: (April 21st, 2003) "In the Beginning it is always dark." Source:	What am I reading? Culture of Civil War in Kyoto What's next? Tokugawa Ieyasu: Shogun Extended List: Heart of Darkness The Bell Already Read: Culture Shock! Thailand! Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man Culture Shock! 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